[Event Post]

[the8thmonarch]

::So there's this pretty red-head/brunette diva moving into Tops. She looks pretty nice. And those of you who know Noriko can confuse her for the Lovely Squid Goddess. Those of you who alternatively know her can recognize Moeko pretty easily.

Anyways, she has a moving truck in front of the building and is yelling at people to move stuff in.::

Comments

[the8thmonarch]

Do I look like I care if it's true or not? ::Yells at men to move stuff, her hips swaying seductively.::

[beastkingnaoma]

"Fine then, Missy Bimbo Bubbletits."

[the8thmonarch]

I have a boyfriend, so no flirting.

::Smuuuugggggg as she keeps ordering.:: BE CAREFUL WITH THAT. That desk costs more than your life savings!

[beastkingnaoma]

"...Who would date you."

[the8thmonarch]

Lots of people.

::Pulls out gum from her pants, and smacks. It's hot pink gum.::

[beastkingnaoma]

"People who like misery and torment?"

[the8thmonarch]

Gee, no wonder everyone who dated you left your ass. ::Smack smack, wiggle wiggle.::

And be careful with those dresses...!

[beastkingnaoma]

"THAT IS NOT HOW IT HAPPENED."

[the8thmonarch]

Again, do I look like I care...?

[beastkingnaoma]

"...Fix your hair."

[the8thmonarch]

... Huh?

::Just stands there, wiggling.::

[beastkingnaoma]

"It should be straight and down."

[the8thmonarch]

Why...?

::Hand on hip, groping her own hip.::

[beastkingnaoma]

"It fits you better."

[the8thmonarch]

... huh?

[beastkingnaoma]

"Your hair should be down, it fits your personality more."

[the8thmonarch]

... Wha?

[beastkingnaoma]

"Your dumb pigtails are ill suited."

[the8thmonarch]

::Twirls her hair, annoyed.:: How...?

[beastkingnaoma]

"They make you look nicer than you are."

[the8thmonarch]

::Drown in an infinite flood of question noodles.::

[beastkingnaoma]

"...Your hair makes you seem nice. So it's wrong."

[the8thmonarch]

How am I not nice? ::Smack smack smack::

[beastkingnaoma]

"You're an evil vicious world consuming harpy?"

[the8thmonarch]

I... think you have me confused for someone else...?