[Event Post]

[the8thmonarch]

::So there's this pretty red-head/brunette diva moving into Tops. She looks pretty nice. And those of you who know Noriko can confuse her for the Lovely Squid Goddess. Those of you who alternatively know her can recognize Moeko pretty easily.

Anyways, she has a moving truck in front of the building and is yelling at people to move stuff in.::

Comments

[beastkingnaoma]

"I would have imagined you already lived here, pigtails."

Staring.

[the8thmonarch]

The waiting list is pretty long. I've had to wait for months before I could move in.

::She's probably wearing some Bikini get-up with pants or something.::

[the8thmonarch]

AND MY NAME IS NORIKO.

[beastkingnaoma]

"...I thought you were Moeko."

[the8thmonarch]

That's a nick name, Mr. Furry Jock. ::Groans::

[beastkingnaoma]

"...No part of that was true! Except 'Mister'."

[the8thmonarch]

Well it's what friends at lunch say about you.

[beastkingnaoma]

"It's wrong!"

[the8thmonarch]

Doesn't sound wrong to me.

[beastkingnaoma]

"Well it is!"

[the8thmonarch]

Do I look like I care if it's true or not? ::Yells at men to move stuff, her hips swaying seductively.::

[beastkingnaoma]

"Fine then, Missy Bimbo Bubbletits."

[the8thmonarch]

I have a boyfriend, so no flirting.

::Smuuuugggggg as she keeps ordering.:: BE CAREFUL WITH THAT. That desk costs more than your life savings!

[beastkingnaoma]

"...Who would date you."

[the8thmonarch]

Lots of people.

::Pulls out gum from her pants, and smacks. It's hot pink gum.::

[beastkingnaoma]

"People who like misery and torment?"

[the8thmonarch]

Gee, no wonder everyone who dated you left your ass. ::Smack smack, wiggle wiggle.::

And be careful with those dresses...!

[beastkingnaoma]

"THAT IS NOT HOW IT HAPPENED."

[the8thmonarch]

Again, do I look like I care...?

[beastkingnaoma]

"...Fix your hair."

[the8thmonarch]

... Huh?

::Just stands there, wiggling.::

[beastkingnaoma]

"It should be straight and down."

[the8thmonarch]

Why...?

::Hand on hip, groping her own hip.::

[beastkingnaoma]

"It fits you better."

[the8thmonarch]

... huh?