[Event Post]

[the8thmonarch]

::So there's this pretty red-head/brunette diva moving into Tops. She looks pretty nice. And those of you who know Noriko can confuse her for the Lovely Squid Goddess. Those of you who alternatively know her can recognize Moeko pretty easily.

Anyways, she has a moving truck in front of the building and is yelling at people to move stuff in.::

Comments

[beastkingnaoma]

"You're like. 20% Evil, 40% money, 20% bubblegum, and 20% boobs."

[the8thmonarch]

That doesn't even make sense!

[beastkingnaoma]

"Sure it does."

[the8thmonarch]

How!?

[beastkingnaoma]

"You're evil, pink, gummy, rich, and boobs."

[the8thmonarch]

I'm not evil.

[beastkingnaoma]

"20%."

[the8thmonarch]

I'M NOT EVEN 1% EVIL!

[beastkingnaoma]

"Do you want to destroy my life when I say you're evil?"

[the8thmonarch]

Yes, but anyone would do that.

[beastkingnaoma]

"Not if they weren't a little evil."

[the8thmonarch]

::Pulls off a pink kitten heel and tosses it at your head.::

[beastkingnaoma]

"See! Violent!"

He ducks.

[the8thmonarch]

SCREW YOU.

[beastkingnaoma]

"See!"

He toddles off sticking out his tongue.