[Event Post]

[the8thmonarch]

::So there's this pretty red-head/brunette diva moving into Tops. She looks pretty nice. And those of you who know Noriko can confuse her for the Lovely Squid Goddess. Those of you who alternatively know her can recognize Moeko pretty easily.

Anyways, she has a moving truck in front of the building and is yelling at people to move stuff in.::

Comments

[beastkingnaoma]

"You're an evil vicious world consuming harpy?"

[the8thmonarch]

I... think you have me confused for someone else...?

[beastkingnaoma]

"..Pretty sure I don't.."

[the8thmonarch]

Well I'm not an evil vivacious word colluding harpy or whatever.

::Spits her gum at you.::

[beastkingnaoma]

Flicks it back at her nose.

"Aren't you an All-Devouring Blackhole Loanshark?"

[the8thmonarch]

::Ducks screeching.::

NO!

[beastkingnaoma]

"..I could have sworn you were."

[the8thmonarch]

The term is a Loan Officer.

[beastkingnaoma]

"Yeah but you laugh wickedly while people borrow a cent at one million percent interest right."

[the8thmonarch]

The most I go to is 1000% interest. Sheesh. What do you think I am, some kind of monster?

[beastkingnaoma]

"..A little bit."

[the8thmonarch]

Like... why?

[beastkingnaoma]

"You literally profit on the misfortune of others?"

[the8thmonarch]

So? They shouldn't be stupider than me.

[beastkingnaoma]

"That makes you a little evil."

[the8thmonarch]

I'm not evil!

[beastkingnaoma]

"..A little bit, yeah."

[the8thmonarch]

Nuh uh. ::Flails like a little kid as her stuff keeps getting moved in.::

[beastkingnaoma]

"You're like. 20% Evil, 40% money, 20% bubblegum, and 20% boobs."

[the8thmonarch]

That doesn't even make sense!

[beastkingnaoma]

"Sure it does."

[the8thmonarch]

How!?

[beastkingnaoma]

"You're evil, pink, gummy, rich, and boobs."

[the8thmonarch]

I'm not evil.

[beastkingnaoma]

"20%."