[Event Post]

[the8thmonarch]

::So there's this pretty red-head/brunette diva moving into Tops. She looks pretty nice. And those of you who know Noriko can confuse her for the Lovely Squid Goddess. Those of you who alternatively know her can recognize Moeko pretty easily.

Anyways, she has a moving truck in front of the building and is yelling at people to move stuff in.::

Comments

[beastkingnaoma]

"...Fix your hair."

[the8thmonarch]

... Huh?

::Just stands there, wiggling.::

[beastkingnaoma]

"It should be straight and down."

[the8thmonarch]

Why...?

::Hand on hip, groping her own hip.::

[beastkingnaoma]

"It fits you better."

[the8thmonarch]

... huh?

[beastkingnaoma]

"Your hair should be down, it fits your personality more."

[the8thmonarch]

... Wha?

[beastkingnaoma]

"Your dumb pigtails are ill suited."

[the8thmonarch]

::Twirls her hair, annoyed.:: How...?

[beastkingnaoma]

"They make you look nicer than you are."

[the8thmonarch]

::Drown in an infinite flood of question noodles.::

[beastkingnaoma]

"...Your hair makes you seem nice. So it's wrong."

[the8thmonarch]

How am I not nice? ::Smack smack smack::

[beastkingnaoma]

"You're an evil vicious world consuming harpy?"

[the8thmonarch]

I... think you have me confused for someone else...?

[beastkingnaoma]

"..Pretty sure I don't.."

[the8thmonarch]

Well I'm not an evil vivacious word colluding harpy or whatever.

::Spits her gum at you.::

[beastkingnaoma]

Flicks it back at her nose.

"Aren't you an All-Devouring Blackhole Loanshark?"

[the8thmonarch]

::Ducks screeching.::

NO!

[beastkingnaoma]

"..I could have sworn you were."

[the8thmonarch]

The term is a Loan Officer.

[beastkingnaoma]

"Yeah but you laugh wickedly while people borrow a cent at one million percent interest right."

[the8thmonarch]

The most I go to is 1000% interest. Sheesh. What do you think I am, some kind of monster?

[beastkingnaoma]

"..A little bit."