the8thmonarch | (no subject)

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Hi hi, I'm back or whatever.

Start throwing the fucking tomatoes and calling me a worthless piece of hypocritical trash or whatever.

Adam, can I have my job back?

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What the hell's that mean?!

I got the feeling something bad was gonna happen and you were unaccounted for.

So really, I'm not mad. Especially since 77 and 96 are kiiind of assholes.

... I did mean what I said. Well. Sort of. A lot of those were my actual feelings.

No trust me, uh. I get it.

I've not exactly been a stellar example of morality, here, trust me.

...But I'm willing to walk it back from "constant death threats" if you are. Not saying it's gonna be easy but uh, not like I got much better to do at the moment.

Well, I'm basically a prisoner serving a life sentence as is.

I'd offer to punch the source of your incarceration, but uh. One, I'm pretty sure that's your sister, and she's kind of my benefactor at this point.

And two, Hospital.

... She ain't my sister. She's my Mental State at 16 that ran off and became a star squid.

...

Noriko, I understand that there's a lot of bad blood here between you two.

But please, for my mental health, figure out a way for people to refer to you two in tandem without getting a headache from the 5th dimensional nomenclature.

wut.

I am on enough painkillers to down a baby elephant.

Please make it easier to refere to you two in the same breath.

We ain't sisters. Not unless you fucks brainwash us into believing that dumb lie.

And it'd be the dumbest lie ever.

...Okay but work with me here. Does anyone actually care about that?

Jean has a bunch of sisters and they're all technically her clones in some way.

Onee started as a brain-twin, and I consider her my sister.

So like, just roll with it. No one cares about specifics that much.

ME.

I care. So fuck you, and she doesn't consider me her sister. She fucking considers me a loose end she's very annoyed still hangs around causing her trouble and threatening her endlessness!

So get the fuck off, Onni.

Alright, alright, sheesh.

...That's kind of really shitty, though. You guys should try to actually get along more.

Edited 2016-03-20 20:51 (UTC)

Why the hell should we.

I'unno, you could take turns gossiping about people to torment instead of trying to overthrow each other.

We don't try to overthrow each other.

She's the warden, I'm the inmate.

Do you.

Have some sort of Twin complex?

I just want things to be more easy to understand, okay.

It's simple, I'm a star squid.

She's my body.

My body with little resources and what it could grab turned into a loan shark type personality.

Hey, not my problem if I can separate a fool and his money with the blink of an eye.

There's something to be said about tact. Grace. Subtlety.

Says the woman whose entire way of lie is wretched excess.

Says the woman who carries around brass knuckles.

It's a safety precaution!