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[the8thmonarch]

Hi hi, I'm back or whatever.

Start throwing the fucking tomatoes and calling me a worthless piece of hypocritical trash or whatever.

Adam, can I have my job back?

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[the8thmonarch]

Well, I'm basically a prisoner serving a life sentence as is.

[becomeanwarrior]

I'd offer to punch the source of your incarceration, but uh. One, I'm pretty sure that's your sister, and she's kind of my benefactor at this point.

And two, Hospital.

[the8thmonarch]

... She ain't my sister. She's my Mental State at 16 that ran off and became a star squid.

[becomeanwarrior]

...

Noriko, I understand that there's a lot of bad blood here between you two.

But please, for my mental health, figure out a way for people to refer to you two in tandem without getting a headache from the 5th dimensional nomenclature.

[the8thmonarch]

wut.

[becomeanwarrior]

I am on enough painkillers to down a baby elephant.

Please make it easier to refere to you two in the same breath.

[the8thmonarch]

We ain't sisters. Not unless you fucks brainwash us into believing that dumb lie.

And it'd be the dumbest lie ever.

[becomeanwarrior]

...Okay but work with me here. Does anyone actually care about that?

Jean has a bunch of sisters and they're all technically her clones in some way.

Onee started as a brain-twin, and I consider her my sister.

So like, just roll with it. No one cares about specifics that much.

[the8thmonarch]

ME.

I care. So fuck you, and she doesn't consider me her sister. She fucking considers me a loose end she's very annoyed still hangs around causing her trouble and threatening her endlessness!

So get the fuck off, Onni.

[becomeanwarrior]

Alright, alright, sheesh.

...That's kind of really shitty, though. You guys should try to actually get along more.

[the8thmonarch]

Why the hell should we.

[becomeanwarrior]

I'unno, you could take turns gossiping about people to torment instead of trying to overthrow each other.

[the8thmonarch]

We don't try to overthrow each other.

She's the warden, I'm the inmate.

[theheadmonarch]

Do you.

Have some sort of Twin complex?

[becomeanwarrior]

I just want things to be more easy to understand, okay.

[theheadmonarch]

It's simple, I'm a star squid.

She's my body.

My body with little resources and what it could grab turned into a loan shark type personality.

[the8thmonarch]

Hey, not my problem if I can separate a fool and his money with the blink of an eye.

[theheadmonarch]

There's something to be said about tact. Grace. Subtlety.

[the8thmonarch]

Says the woman whose entire way of lie is wretched excess.

[theheadmonarch]

Says the woman who carries around brass knuckles.

[the8thmonarch]

It's a safety precaution!

[theheadmonarch]

And I'm Cleopatra.

[the8thmonarch]

Hi, Cleopatra.

[theheadmonarch]

Screw you.

[the8thmonarch]

Sorry, bitch, but I'm a Setsuosexual.