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[the8thmonarch]

Hi hi, I'm back or whatever.

Start throwing the fucking tomatoes and calling me a worthless piece of hypocritical trash or whatever.

Adam, can I have my job back?

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[theheadmonarch]

There's something to be said about tact. Grace. Subtlety.

[the8thmonarch]

Says the woman whose entire way of lie is wretched excess.

[theheadmonarch]

Says the woman who carries around brass knuckles.

[the8thmonarch]

It's a safety precaution!

[theheadmonarch]

And I'm Cleopatra.

[the8thmonarch]

Hi, Cleopatra.

[theheadmonarch]

Screw you.

[the8thmonarch]

Sorry, bitch, but I'm a Setsuosexual.

[theheadmonarch]

[becomeanwarrior]

...

So you're sisters, then.

[the8thmonarch]

No! Weren't you reading at all?!

[theheadmonarch]

In what way are we sisters?

[becomeanwarrior]

Similar attitudes, catty towards each other, constantly have to get one up on another, bicker like siblings, and so on.

If it looks like a duck, and quacks like a duck...

[theheadmonarch]

A) How am I a loan shark.

B) I'm catty because she's a terrible person.

C) She's wrong.

D) How do we bicker like siblings.

[the8thmonarch]

A) I'm not some fucking yuppie country club bitch.

B) I'm catty because she's a piece of shit with my name.

C) She's wrong.

D) What the fuck she said.