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[the8thmonarch]

Hi hi, I'm back or whatever.

Start throwing the fucking tomatoes and calling me a worthless piece of hypocritical trash or whatever.

Adam, can I have my job back?

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[the8thmonarch]

We ain't sisters. Not unless you fucks brainwash us into believing that dumb lie.

And it'd be the dumbest lie ever.

[becomeanwarrior]

...Okay but work with me here. Does anyone actually care about that?

Jean has a bunch of sisters and they're all technically her clones in some way.

Onee started as a brain-twin, and I consider her my sister.

So like, just roll with it. No one cares about specifics that much.

[the8thmonarch]

ME.

I care. So fuck you, and she doesn't consider me her sister. She fucking considers me a loose end she's very annoyed still hangs around causing her trouble and threatening her endlessness!

So get the fuck off, Onni.

[becomeanwarrior]

Alright, alright, sheesh.

...That's kind of really shitty, though. You guys should try to actually get along more.

[the8thmonarch]

Why the hell should we.

[becomeanwarrior]

I'unno, you could take turns gossiping about people to torment instead of trying to overthrow each other.

[the8thmonarch]

We don't try to overthrow each other.

She's the warden, I'm the inmate.

[theheadmonarch]

Do you.

Have some sort of Twin complex?

[becomeanwarrior]

I just want things to be more easy to understand, okay.

[theheadmonarch]

It's simple, I'm a star squid.

She's my body.

My body with little resources and what it could grab turned into a loan shark type personality.

[the8thmonarch]

Hey, not my problem if I can separate a fool and his money with the blink of an eye.

[theheadmonarch]

There's something to be said about tact. Grace. Subtlety.

[the8thmonarch]

Says the woman whose entire way of lie is wretched excess.

[theheadmonarch]

Says the woman who carries around brass knuckles.

[the8thmonarch]

It's a safety precaution!

[theheadmonarch]

And I'm Cleopatra.

[the8thmonarch]

Hi, Cleopatra.

[theheadmonarch]

Screw you.

[the8thmonarch]

Sorry, bitch, but I'm a Setsuosexual.

[theheadmonarch]

[becomeanwarrior]

...

So you're sisters, then.

[the8thmonarch]

No! Weren't you reading at all?!

[theheadmonarch]

In what way are we sisters?

[becomeanwarrior]

Similar attitudes, catty towards each other, constantly have to get one up on another, bicker like siblings, and so on.

If it looks like a duck, and quacks like a duck...

[theheadmonarch]

A) How am I a loan shark.

B) I'm catty because she's a terrible person.

C) She's wrong.

D) How do we bicker like siblings.