the8thmonarch | (no subject)

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Hi hi, I'm back or whatever.

Start throwing the fucking tomatoes and calling me a worthless piece of hypocritical trash or whatever.

Adam, can I have my job back?

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Yes.

What.

You're supposed to haggle or something or scold me.

Get to work immediately. I need your unique skill set so I can build a second and third floor to my store.

Bwuh?

You generate money.

Get to work.

... I am annoyed.

But, you are not entirely at fault. I will admit that you did not ask to be captured in the first place. It was a failure on my own abilities for not keeping a much closer eye upon you.

Why would there be tomatoes?

What the hell's that mean.

I don't need a baby sitter.

Because you throw them at people who are shit.

Yessir.

I'd be much angrier if I hadn't expected it.

What the hell's that mean?!

I got the feeling something bad was gonna happen and you were unaccounted for.

So really, I'm not mad. Especially since 77 and 96 are kiiind of assholes.

... I did mean what I said. Well. Sort of. A lot of those were my actual feelings.

That doesn't make sense! Tomatoes are tasty!

Actually, you had asked me to keep an eye on you, due to the Number Hunter situation.

Thus, this is a failing on my part.

No trust me, uh. I get it.

I've not exactly been a stellar example of morality, here, trust me.

...But I'm willing to walk it back from "constant death threats" if you are. Not saying it's gonna be easy but uh, not like I got much better to do at the moment.

Well, I'm basically a prisoner serving a life sentence as is.

...

Really? I don't remember that.

I dunno why they do it either, but it's custom to boo people off the stage and pelt 'em with tomatoes.

I'd offer to punch the source of your incarceration, but uh. One, I'm pretty sure that's your sister, and she's kind of my benefactor at this point.

And two, Hospital.

... She ain't my sister. She's my Mental State at 16 that ran off and became a star squid.

I remember it very clearly.

...

Noriko, I understand that there's a lot of bad blood here between you two.

But please, for my mental health, figure out a way for people to refer to you two in tandem without getting a headache from the 5th dimensional nomenclature.

Well.

I'd rather be eating tomatoes right now than throwing them.

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