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::So guys, there's this Gym with a sign reading 完全なボディイメージチェンジ阿修羅アスレチッククラブ (The Complete Body Image Change Ashura Fitness Club).

And there's Moeko with glasses on, measuring tape around her shoulders, and marking down things on a clip board, and occasionally looking things up on a Smartphone.::

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... You realize how freaking insane you sound? And I wouldn't know that, just this place has a loan from my company.

"I think I sound pretty sane considering the city. I hope you weren't counting on getting that money back though."

You bet your ass I'm going to get that money back. Jupiter Loans always gets their money back.

"..That makes you sound like a loan shark. And you probably won't cause I'm going to destroy them."

... I'm not a loan shark, I'm a business and loans outfit.

"Who sounds like a loan shark."

So you hate me enough to call me names!?

"...I'm just point out how it seems!"

Well you're a big mean jerk for pointing it out! I haven't even done anything wrong!

::Wobbly puppy eyes.::

"...Maybe so, but you sound very. vicious when you speak of getting money back."

What do I look like, a charity!? Of course I'm going to want back what I gave!

"..You sound. Leg breaking vicious."

Do I -look- strong enough to snap someone's legs?

"If you're hiding a length of steel pipe in your boobs."

And what if I was?

::Twirls a ponytail sounding completely serious.::

"Then yes, I'd think you could break some legs."

But I'm all soft plush!

"That's what the pipe is for!"

... Too soft to handle a pipe, maybe?

"I doubt it."

You don't like me.

"Sure I do. I just. Realize things."

Which means you don't like me!

"No I don't!"

Then stop accusing me of being a goddamned Yakuza Loan Shark that breaks people's legs!

"Yes ma'am."

He sounds so sheepish.

Thanks!

... But why do you want to burn this place down? Murdering people is bad. They can't repay me if they're dead.

"I was going to beat them up and throw them out first."

I guess that's okay. If they're alive, they can pay me back.

Just don't beat them up too hard.

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