[Event Post]

[the8thmonarch]

::So guys, there's this Gym with a sign reading 完全なボディイメージチェンジ阿修羅アスレチッククラブ (The Complete Body Image Change Ashura Fitness Club).

And there's Moeko with glasses on, measuring tape around her shoulders, and marking down things on a clip board, and occasionally looking things up on a Smartphone.::

Comments

[beastkingnaoma]

"Is this the evil transformation gym." says a voice, a big voice.

Jinn is standing there with a hard hat and a gas can and a lighter. He is definitely not staring down Moeko's shirt oh yes he is.

"Cause I'm sort of looking for that."

[the8thmonarch]

...

Evil transformation what now?

::It isn't a shirt so much as a sparkly rainbow halter top holding up her very ample bosom and accentuating its clevage.::

[beastkingnaoma]

"There's some gym that's turning pretty girls into boys. It is the work of satan and must be eradicated for the good of the world."

[the8thmonarch]

... You realize how freaking insane you sound? And I wouldn't know that, just this place has a loan from my company.

[beastkingnaoma]

"I think I sound pretty sane considering the city. I hope you weren't counting on getting that money back though."

[the8thmonarch]

You bet your ass I'm going to get that money back. Jupiter Loans always gets their money back.

[beastkingnaoma]

"..That makes you sound like a loan shark. And you probably won't cause I'm going to destroy them."

[the8thmonarch]

... I'm not a loan shark, I'm a business and loans outfit.

[beastkingnaoma]

"Who sounds like a loan shark."

[the8thmonarch]

So you hate me enough to call me names!?

[beastkingnaoma]

"...I'm just point out how it seems!"

[the8thmonarch]

Well you're a big mean jerk for pointing it out! I haven't even done anything wrong!

::Wobbly puppy eyes.::

[beastkingnaoma]

"...Maybe so, but you sound very. vicious when you speak of getting money back."

[the8thmonarch]

What do I look like, a charity!? Of course I'm going to want back what I gave!

[beastkingnaoma]

"..You sound. Leg breaking vicious."

[the8thmonarch]

Do I -look- strong enough to snap someone's legs?

[beastkingnaoma]

"If you're hiding a length of steel pipe in your boobs."

[the8thmonarch]

And what if I was?

::Twirls a ponytail sounding completely serious.::

[beastkingnaoma]

"Then yes, I'd think you could break some legs."

[the8thmonarch]

But I'm all soft plush!

[beastkingnaoma]

"That's what the pipe is for!"

[the8thmonarch]

... Too soft to handle a pipe, maybe?

[beastkingnaoma]

"I doubt it."

[the8thmonarch]

You don't like me.

[beastkingnaoma]

"Sure I do. I just. Realize things."

[the8thmonarch]

Which means you don't like me!

[beastkingnaoma]

"No I don't!"

[the8thmonarch]

Then stop accusing me of being a goddamned Yakuza Loan Shark that breaks people's legs!

[beastkingnaoma]

"Yes ma'am."

He sounds so sheepish.

[the8thmonarch]

Thanks!

... But why do you want to burn this place down? Murdering people is bad. They can't repay me if they're dead.

[beastkingnaoma]

"I was going to beat them up and throw them out first."

[the8thmonarch]

I guess that's okay. If they're alive, they can pay me back.

Just don't beat them up too hard.