[Event Post]

[the8thmonarch]

::So you're walking around town, that's nice, right?

Well you come across a fancy building labelled "Jupiter Loans Co. Ltd.". Inside you'll find a woman in a pantsuit who looks like Noriko, if she wore her hair up in pigtails. She's sitting a desk, which has brochures, a laptop and fancy pens, and a stack of black plastic business cards with an emblem of a stylized Jupiter on it.

Oh yeah, and a stuffed kitty.::

Comments

[becomeanwarrior]

..Not a bad turnout, all things considered then.

And no, I beefed up a bit for the job, but I didn't get old and fat. Running around dealing with supernatural threats keeps me pretty in shape.

[the8thmonarch]

Oh.

Good thing I dumped you, then. I hate cops.

[becomeanwarrior]

[Winces a bit.]

Yeah, I get that a lot.

Though technically I'm more of a Chief Investigator. SpecInv is kind of in a weird spot regarding the whole police force hierarchy right now...

But that's all boring bureaucratic business. Probably nothing you want to hear about.

[the8thmonarch]

Do you have a badge?

[becomeanwarrior]

[He digs into a coat and pulls out a badge.

It's a brass Millennium Shield.]

[the8thmonarch]

Then you're a freakin' cop, Balognni.

[becomeanwarrior]

...Balognni? Really? You couldn't come up with better than that?

[He quirks an eyebrow.]

[the8thmonarch]

Puns aren't a strong suit, okay!?

So what the hell do you want from me, officer? My business is completely legit.

[becomeanwarrior]

Clearly.

And I never said it wasn't. You'd be outside my jurisdiction anyway, unless you were using Dark Games or some other supernatural binging contracts to repay the loans.

I was thinking about taking out a loan, but that's partially for something a ways down the road anyway.

[the8thmonarch]

Take a brochure. Our loans are cheap and mostly smaller end. We'll back you on whatever you need, just make sure to pay back on a timely manner.

[becomeanwarrior]

What's considered a 'timely manner'.

[He grabs a brochure.]

[the8thmonarch]

You miss 3 payments in a row, I triple the interest rates for each missed payments.

[becomeanwarrior]

...That seems a little... evil, don'tcha think? I mean I get loan companies are supposed to be a little evil, but...


[Reading the brochure as he talks with you.]

[the8thmonarch]

::More or less says what she said.::

I'm not a charity, I'm a loan business. If you can't afford the payments, you shouldn't of taken out the loan, duh.

[becomeanwarrior]

No, I get that, it just seems a little harsh compared to competitive businesses, you know?

[the8thmonarch]

If you can't do the time, don't do the crime.

[becomeanwarrior]

Yeah, but the fine print seems a little... I dunno. There's a word for it, but it escapes me.

[the8thmonarch]

Legalese-y.