[Event Post]

[the8thmonarch]

::So you're walking around town, that's nice, right?

Well you come across a fancy building labelled "Jupiter Loans Co. Ltd.". Inside you'll find a woman in a pantsuit who looks like Noriko, if she wore her hair up in pigtails. She's sitting a desk, which has brochures, a laptop and fancy pens, and a stack of black plastic business cards with an emblem of a stylized Jupiter on it.

Oh yeah, and a stuffed kitty.::

Comments

[the8thmonarch]

Take a brochure. Our loans are cheap and mostly smaller end. We'll back you on whatever you need, just make sure to pay back on a timely manner.

[becomeanwarrior]

What's considered a 'timely manner'.

[He grabs a brochure.]

[the8thmonarch]

You miss 3 payments in a row, I triple the interest rates for each missed payments.

[becomeanwarrior]

...That seems a little... evil, don'tcha think? I mean I get loan companies are supposed to be a little evil, but...


[Reading the brochure as he talks with you.]

[the8thmonarch]

::More or less says what she said.::

I'm not a charity, I'm a loan business. If you can't afford the payments, you shouldn't of taken out the loan, duh.

[becomeanwarrior]

No, I get that, it just seems a little harsh compared to competitive businesses, you know?

[the8thmonarch]

If you can't do the time, don't do the crime.

[becomeanwarrior]

Yeah, but the fine print seems a little... I dunno. There's a word for it, but it escapes me.

[the8thmonarch]

Legalese-y.