the8thmonarch | (no subject)

I got an afterschool job at a "Cosplay Cafe". The staff there said I seemed so... dim-witted I'd be perfect for the job.

...Well, what do you want to call me? Is Satoru too long for you?

No, it's your last name.

...No it isn't. Satoru is my personal name. Hengenjizai is my family name.

The other one is the problem, you idiot. The Hentai one.

Then don't worry about it. Just call me Satoru. That's what I'm saying, isn't it?

Get a new last name.

...Can't, really. Just ignore it and call me Satoru.

Whatever.