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I got an afterschool job at a "Cosplay Cafe". The staff there said I seemed so... dim-witted I'd be perfect for the job.

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Uh, yes, Miss?

There's an idea, thank you.

... O.. kay?

... A... "Cosplay Cafe"? ~~Things like that exist...?~~

Yes, and yes it exists.

... Interesting. Though I do have to wonder why you being "dim-witted" would be a viable reason for hiring... Or if they were insulting you, instead.

I guess, at the least, it's... Good, that you got a job somewhere?

Uh... something about not wondering...?

Yes. I believe it is good.

There's something important about you...

... Maybe that's it. You won't wonder too much about what you're... "Cosplaying" as.

... "Important"?

The clothes are pretty... if very shiny.

Yes. Important.

I wonder if I should be thankful that I can't immediately tell what that would be.

... I assure you, I'm not really... "Important".

Well, they do fit nicely.

You were. I think.

That's... Good, at least?

... Maybe you should ignore the feeling that I once was-- I'm sure it's just your imagination after all.

Yes. And they're pretty.

I don't think so. The woman above told me you were at one point...

Hahah...

... Ah. I do wish she hadn't... ... Let's just say that it doesn't matter if I were important or not at one point or anything, alright...?

Alright, Master.

And please don't call me that.

Understood, Master.

...well, remarks aside, at least you found work I guess.

Remarks aside...?

"Dim witted" isn't an especially nice thing to say.

...even if there's some truth to it.

...regardless, the interaction should do you some good. Just don't let the customers get too fresh with you.

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Meaning don't let them touch you inappropriately.

... oh.

I got a taser from Daddy if that happens. It's in my purse.

Well, focus on this being a learning experience for now. You can always quit later on.

That's a girl.

... At least the clothes are nice.

Well, I'm glad you enjoy it.

Maybe I'll visit while you're at work sometime.

... Why?

To see how you're doing?

Maybe also to see what kind of outfits they've got you wearing.

... But why?

Why not?

... Because it would be uncomfortable...?

You'd be uncomfortable with me seeing you at work?

For some reason, yes... but you can come if you pay...

I was planning to be a normal customer...

Then give generous tips..!

Heh. I'll try and remember that.

You better.

A cosplay cafe? Sounds interesting, Moeko-san!

Thank you, whatever your name is.

Hengenjizai Satoru! Moeko-san! We talked before, remember?

Yes, but your name's too long.

...Well, what do you want to call me? Is Satoru too long for you?

No, it's your last name.

...No it isn't. Satoru is my personal name. Hengenjizai is my family name.

The other one is the problem, you idiot. The Hentai one.

Then don't worry about it. Just call me Satoru. That's what I'm saying, isn't it?

Get a new last name.

...Can't, really. Just ignore it and call me Satoru.

Whatever.

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