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[the8thmonarch]

I just had to sit through a business meeting with other partner companies, and I heard stuff like:

• "monotonectally reinvent emerging methodologies"
• "collaboratively synthesize extensible innovation"
• "holisticly provide access to sticky e-markets"
• "distinctively expedite clicks-and-mortar applications"
• "fungibly transform multimedia based manufactured products"
• "seamlessly foster functionalized web services"
• "distinctively orchestrate next-generation web services"
• "authoritatively cloudify on-demand markets"
• "synergistically disseminate holistic benefits"
• "completely initiate scalable core competencies"

Does anyone know what any of this means. Like anyone. Or are these people making up shit to get paid. Why am I paying people to make shit up.

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[memoryistime]

Fine, other than being called "porkpie", apparently.

I'm trying to put off taking a job offer until after the holidays.

I keep sending out birds every night.

So, you know, the usual.

[the8thmonarch]

Why do you need to send birds out?

Are messenger pigeons back in vogue?

[memoryistime]

I'm on the look-out for something in particular, and I made a promise to keep an eye out on it.

Given that the fancy tattoo on my arm hasn't burned me recently, I know I haven't missed it, at least.

[the8thmonarch]

I'd offer to help and look from the Big Perspective, but looking at the city right now like that makes me nauseous, want to cry AND want to drink.

[memoryistime]

... D... Don't worry, I can handle this task myself. My birds are good.

[the8thmonarch]

Uh. I'm cheering for you in. Spirit, Shortski?