the8thmonarch | (no subject)

I just had to sit through a business meeting with other partner companies, and I heard stuff like:

• "monotonectally reinvent emerging methodologies"
• "collaboratively synthesize extensible innovation"
• "holisticly provide access to sticky e-markets"
• "distinctively expedite clicks-and-mortar applications"
• "fungibly transform multimedia based manufactured products"
• "seamlessly foster functionalized web services"
• "distinctively orchestrate next-generation web services"
• "authoritatively cloudify on-demand markets"
• "synergistically disseminate holistic benefits"
• "completely initiate scalable core competencies"

Does anyone know what any of this means. Like anyone. Or are these people making up shit to get paid. Why am I paying people to make shit up.