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[the8thmonarch]

You know what annoys me?

When people who owe me money think they can change their appearance or gender to squirm out of paying me back.

Oh well, I guess Momma's got her own personal gym, then?

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[beastkingnaoma]

Wouldn't that be a horrible magic gym?

[the8thmonarch]

Don't tell me you burned it down already!

[beastkingnaoma]

.....

You might need to...

clean.. things.. out of the carpet..

gasoline.. things..

[the8thmonarch]

Do you have a match in your goddamn hand!?

[beastkingnaoma]

...It's.. a lighter..

[the8thmonarch]

Oh for god's sake, just burn it down for you, but you're paying the loan on that place I'm owed!

Or -else-!

[beastkingnaoma]

...Fine.

[the8thmonarch]

And I was set on toning my body for once! Of all the people I know...

[beastkingnaoma]

Just buy a home gym! why you gotta use the evil devil gym!

[the8thmonarch]

Because I paid for the evil devil gym and I don't like bothering or potentially breaking Setsuo's figurine collection!

[beastkingnaoma]

...You live with Setsuo?

[the8thmonarch]

I technically own my own apartment, but I like visiting him lots. You got a problem with that?

[beastkingnaoma]

So why wouldn't you have the gym in your apartment you dippy dame.

[the8thmonarch]

Because it would disturb the Feng Shui I have in there, duh. I consulted a Geomancer and they said no Gym equipment in my place.

[beastkingnaoma]

Then I guess you have to stay soft, huh?

[the8thmonarch]

For now!

But you owe me some favors, buster!

[beastkingnaoma]

fine, whatever.

[the8thmonarch]

Thanks.

I'll call you when I need your help.