the8thmonarch | (no subject)

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Moeko's head feels fuller.

So I shall breed stingerless bees.

...I'm... not sure that's possible. Plus, they'd probably die off without their protection.

Why would they need protection?

From other insects that might want to kill them and eat their honey (which would kill their young, as well). Basically to protect themselves from anything that might attack their hive.

But it would be with Moeko.

...Uh... you know that bees need lots of flowers to make their honey, right? And that flowers need sunlight, so they really should be outdoors?

Then I shall put the flowers and sun with me.

....

I... think it'd be better if you just raised something else, Moeko. Much less work.

Moeko shall raise you.

...that's sweet of you, dear, but technically I'd be the one raising you, not the other way around.

Then Moeko shall change that.

... I think what you need is a pet, dear.

That's good, Pet.

...No me, Moeko. I mean like... a cat, or a bunny, or a dog. Maybe even an exotic bird.

You can be one, Pet.

...

How do you propose to 'take care of me'?

By feeding you, and petting you on the head, and calling you "Pet".

...

This is a disturbing development, but honestly I'm not sure I'd mind it at first.

You are a Pet Petly Pet Pet Pet Petterson Pet McPet Von Petenstein Pet Pet.

...oookay, that's annoying. Just call me Erland. ...or Erly, if you insist.

Alright, Perland.

...I'm probably going to regret going along with this in the end...

Bye, Perland.

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