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the8thmonarch) wrote2019-12-08 01:25 am
the8thmonarch) wrote2019-12-08 01:25 am
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I just had to sit through a business meeting with other partner companies, and I heard stuff like:
• "monotonectally reinvent emerging methodologies"
• "collaboratively synthesize extensible innovation"
• "holisticly provide access to sticky e-markets"
• "distinctively expedite clicks-and-mortar applications"
• "fungibly transform multimedia based manufactured products"
• "seamlessly foster functionalized web services"
• "distinctively orchestrate next-generation web services"
• "authoritatively cloudify on-demand markets"
• "synergistically disseminate holistic benefits"
• "completely initiate scalable core competencies"
Does anyone know what any of this means. Like anyone. Or are these people making up shit to get paid. Why am I paying people to make shit up.
• "monotonectally reinvent emerging methodologies"
• "collaboratively synthesize extensible innovation"
• "holisticly provide access to sticky e-markets"
• "distinctively expedite clicks-and-mortar applications"
• "fungibly transform multimedia based manufactured products"
• "seamlessly foster functionalized web services"
• "distinctively orchestrate next-generation web services"
• "authoritatively cloudify on-demand markets"
• "synergistically disseminate holistic benefits"
• "completely initiate scalable core competencies"
Does anyone know what any of this means. Like anyone. Or are these people making up shit to get paid. Why am I paying people to make shit up.